Wednesday 20 July 2011

Shit Britons 2011 - For Your Consideration Part 2 - Russell Howard

Hello!

Time for another suggestion for your Shit Britons votes (it could do with a bit of prompting; last year, they flooded in. It's been a bit of a limp trickle this year so far).

I opened up a can of worms in December when I posted my first window for the Dystopian Advent Calendar. I casually mentioned what an obnoxious, puerile waste of scheduling Russell Howard was. Three months later, an angry (deluded) fan stumbled upon my blog and sent an angry reply. So livid were they, that they forgot to spell correctly or adhere to basic grammatical rules. It would seem that I, nor indeed anyone else, is entitled to their own opinion if it deviates from their own misguided set of values. Oh, and 'popular' means 'right', apparently. So if waving a cute little puppy over a blazing fire suddenly came into fashion, you'd be wrong not to do it. This is the kind of idiotic thinking that gets the hive brain cell so worked up over the fucking "journey" of X Factor contestants.

Without further ado, here's the second voting suggestion video for this year's Shit Britons.


But don't let me tell you how to vote. You can vote for whoever you like...

How to vote

You can vote for any British person from all of history (not that I've seen very much of that going on), so long as you think they're reason enough to make you feel ashamed of being from Blighty. You can vote for as many different people as you like, once per person. 

You can cast your votes via any of these methods:

1. Join Dystopian Fuchsia (link on the right hand side of the site) if you haven't already, and post a comment on this (or either of the other two Shit Britons 2011 posts so far).
2. Tweet me (@IanHewett) with the hashtag #DFShitBritons2011.
3. Email me at dystopianfuchsia@gmail.com, with the title "Shit Britons 2011".

Voting closes 31/7/11, results in early August. Ta!

Oh, by the way, happy birthday to me.


1 comment:

  1. Russell Howard - nothing a swift roundhouse kick to his head couldn't fix. Happy Birthday Mr H. xxxx

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