Corden? Bleurgh.
Alan Titchmarsh Vs The Games Industry
With the news that GamesMaster may be returning, a look back at how games and the games industry have been covered on TV in the past. Nothing's changed...
You'll Like This, But Not A Lot, Davros
Following a new promo picture for the Eleventh Doctor, it's revealed that its origins lie further back...
Revealed: Behind The Scenes Of The Archie Mitchell Murder Investigation
Walford Police's real investigation into the murder of Archie Mitchell.
Happy Collop Monday, One And All!
Valentine's Day and Pancake Day fell within days of each other in 2010. This was written in the vacuum between. Valentine's Day and Pancake Day facts!
What's "pair of light-entertainment bastards" in text-speak?
When Vernon Kay was a cheating shit, and why he and his moronic wife are not news and don't matter. In a nutshell.
Show me where he touched you
Amidst the iPad's announcement, people failed to notice Sir Clive Sinclair's own device, the ZX Tablet. Get the full story here!
Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
The Iraq Enquiry, and Blair with an accordion.
The Curse of Fanfic
After The End Of Time Part Two was broadcast, I gave my first feelings about it, and what I was expecting for the Moffat/Smith era.
Ch-Ch-Changes
How Michael Bay has managed to kill a franchise's integrity, and forever ridicule its fans.
Hindsight.
A list of 'future' news stories I sent to SFX magazine (one of which they published), and an advert that somebody somewhere must regret commissioning.
Hole in the Schedule
More Saturday night TV gubbins, discussing Hole in the Wall, amongst other mindless tat.
Clips of Gordon Brown and David Cameron saying what they really think about stuff and that. Includes Brown talking about his sarong, Cameron lamenting broken, broken Britain and our (current) PM talking about nuclear children in his chest.
Trying to make sense of Saturday night telly...
I wrote a blog about the new Doctor Who logo. Seriously.
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My argument for why the 8-bit generation have better-developed skills of patience and rationality than kids raised during the PlayStation era. Oh, and The Execution of Gary Glitter.
A cheery little blog entry regarding the worst children's TV series in recent memory, and The Execution of Gary Glitter.
Guess what? X Factor is appalling. This was written when Jedward and Tedward or whatever their fucking names are were still in the running.
An analysis of why Bonfire Night is shit.
Guest posts
Corden? Bleurgh.
Alan Titchmarsh Vs The Games Industry
With the news that GamesMaster may be returning, a look back at how games and the games industry have been covered on TV in the past. Nothing's changed...
You'll Like This, But Not A Lot, Davros
Following a new promo picture for the Eleventh Doctor, it's revealed that its origins lie further back...
Revealed: Behind The Scenes Of The Archie Mitchell Murder Investigation
Walford Police's real investigation into the murder of Archie Mitchell.
Happy Collop Monday, One And All!
Valentine's Day and Pancake Day fell within days of each other in 2010. This was written in the vacuum between. Valentine's Day and Pancake Day facts!
What's "pair of light-entertainment bastards" in text-speak?
When Vernon Kay was a cheating shit, and why he and his moronic wife are not news and don't matter. In a nutshell.
Show me where he touched you
Amidst the iPad's announcement, people failed to notice Sir Clive Sinclair's own device, the ZX Tablet. Get the full story here!
Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
The Iraq Enquiry, and Blair with an accordion.
The Curse of Fanfic
After The End Of Time Part Two was broadcast, I gave my first feelings about it, and what I was expecting for the Moffat/Smith era.
Ch-Ch-Changes
How Michael Bay has managed to kill a franchise's integrity, and forever ridicule its fans.
Hindsight.
A list of 'future' news stories I sent to SFX magazine (one of which they published), and an advert that somebody somewhere must regret commissioning.
Hole in the Schedule
More Saturday night TV gubbins, discussing Hole in the Wall, amongst other mindless tat.
Clips of Gordon Brown and David Cameron saying what they really think about stuff and that. Includes Brown talking about his sarong, Cameron lamenting broken, broken Britain and our (current) PM talking about nuclear children in his chest.
I wrote a blog about the new Doctor Who logo. Seriously.
R Tape loading error, 0:1
My argument for why the 8-bit generation have better-developed skills of patience and rationality than kids raised during the PlayStation era. Oh, and The Execution of Gary Glitter.
A cheery little blog entry regarding the worst children's TV series in recent memory, and The Execution of Gary Glitter.
Guess what? X Factor is appalling. This was written when Jedward and Tedward or whatever their fucking names are were still in the running.
An analysis of why Bonfire Night is shit.
Guest posts
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