Another day, another future DVD.
No doubt you're enoying the current series of Masterchef as much as I am. As it's ending, the BBC, eager to capitalise on its gastro-cash-cow, are launching a spin-off DVD in the coming months.
Get ready for MASTERCHEF: OFFALGEDDON!
Hosted as ever by a mockney weeble and some end-of-the-night, down-on-his-luck, dishevelled loner, they drag back the current contestants to face their toughest challenge yet...
They say the first bite is with the eye. Can 3 esteemed restaurant critics spot the eye staring back at them from the plate? Our intrepid amateurs must heavily disguise the most unappetising slop as gourmet cuisine. From human brains to dead cats, from pigs' intestines to a contestant's own finger, can they fool the humourless critics long enough before gastro-entiritis sets in? Put a smile on your nan's face; pre-order a copy today!
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| Masterchef: Offalgeddon DVD coming soon |
Plus, watch an exclusive clip below... but don't click if you're squeamish.
Incidentally, I really should complain to Tesco about their choice of Easter Eggs they stock...
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| Part of Cadbury's PedEgg range. They had unfortunately sold out of Jonathan Kings. |
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