Hello!
Today's choice may seem a little obvious to some, but after last year's calendar, they're still here, corrupting the very quality of television, music, sanity and matter. It's about time they fucked off, but it doesn't seem that's going to happen any time soon.
Ladies and gentlemen...
... Jedward.
Contrary to what some may think, that isn't a contraction of Jacob and Edward, the supernatural flavours of the month, but instead something else that's a worse affront to natural order in the eyes of whatever god you believe in. There are ways of killing vampires and werewolves at least. How do you destroy stupidity?
This pair of imbeciles, despite not winning that rubbish talent show that so many seem to like, haven't gone away. Their voices haven't yet broken, and, more worryingly, the vital synapses relevant to sentience don't appear to have fired either. I often state that people on here are thick, but these two... these two... it's a dreadful state of affairs that this talentless duo of cunts is still in the public consciousness, or that they got there in the first place. In perhaps the cruellest mistake that genetics has ever overseen, not only do we have the densest, most annoying person the human species has ever birthed, but we have it in duplicate. Thank fuck they weren't triplets.
From advertising Nintendo to getting fronting a CBBC show in 2011 (I fucking knew something like that would happen), all you idiots that voted for them in that thing last year, I hope you're fucking happy. We should not be celebrating or promoting stupidity. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
More dreadfulness tomorrow...
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