The last couple of years has seen television vomit out some particularly unpleasant presenters. Today's advent calendar window reveals one of the most irritating. Ladies and gentlemen...
... George Lamb.
The only man in the western hemisphere to be named after two pubs, Lamb is the son of Larry Lamb, who was the main puppet character in Toytown and went on to play evil rapist Archie Mitchell in EastEnders. Lamb Jr's droning pretentiousness has grated against the nation's speakers for a few years now, fronting such heavyweight fare as Big Brother's Little Brother and Celebrity Scissorhands, and his cocksure arrogance is a punchable offence. How a man with amoebic charisma with a face like a spoon's reflection and hair like an octogenarian mushroom cloud is allowed anywhere near a television camera is a source of irritation for me.
Kindly piss off and let someone with an inkling of how to engage viewers step in instead, you orange tit.
22 down, 2 to go... who's next? Find out tomorrow!
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