Hello. Just a quick one. It'd be selfish of me if I didn't share this wonderful opportunity found in my spam folder. Enjoy.
From The Desk of Mr Adamu Camilu
Complement of the day to you and your beloved family. I apologize for this intrusion, I decided to contact you through email due to the urgency involved in this matter. Do not be astonished for receiving this mail.
Please I seek your permission and would want to get my self introduce to you. I am Mr Adamu Camilu I work with Bank International of Burkina Faso (B.O.A). I need your co-operation in receiving USD( $10.5 ) Million Dollars that has been in a dormant account with my bank for over 6 years which belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that happened in Kenya, East Africa.
I will provide you with detailed information’s on the modalities of this operation once I have your interest but I must say that trust flourishes business. Therefore let your conscience towards this proposal be nurtured with sincerity and I will not fail to bring to your notice that, this transaction is hitch-free risk and you should keep this transaction (TOP SECRET).
I agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, and 60% would be for me, thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Remember, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased, indicating your stand.
YOUR FULL DETAILS
(1) Full Name...
(2) Age....
(3) Sex...
(4) Nationality...
(5) Occupation....
(6) Private Tel.... telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and my career as a banker,
I will bring you up to date with all the information’s as soon as I hear from you. If I don’t hear from you within a certain period I will assume you are not interested. Meanwhile, if you are willing, capable and honest for this transaction, kindly indicate your interest by sending a response to this mail (mr.adamu.camilu1@sify.com)
Regard
+22678261348
Mr Adamu Camilu
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I get these emails all the time, in fact I get so many of them that I have started to reply to them, then once I have got them thinking that I have fallen for their scam I ask them to do things for me like email me a picture of them wearing a hat, or email me a video of them singing a christmas song. There is a book called 'Delete this at your peril' by Bob Servant which is dedicated to this subject. It's a brilliantly funny book, you must read it.
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